Wife: Why are your legs taking up three-quarters of the bed? I don’t have space to turn!
Me: My legs are cold with the air con on.
Wife: Then wear pajamas!
Me: Pajamas don’t keep me warm, only you do.
Wife: Why are your legs taking up three-quarters of the bed? I don’t have space to turn!
Me: My legs are cold with the air con on.
Wife: Then wear pajamas!
Me: Pajamas don’t keep me warm, only you do.