Alfred's New Ramblings

In Conversation 66

Me: “We should keep the peels from mandarin oranges”

Dau: “For what?”

Me: “For the block (residents’ stray) cat, to scare it away”

Dau: “What did the cat ever do to you?”

Me: “He assaulted me, by rubbing against me”




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