{"id":3824,"date":"2016-04-13T14:49:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T06:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alfredivy.per.sg\/blogger\/?p=3824"},"modified":"2016-11-20T23:27:13","modified_gmt":"2016-11-20T15:27:13","slug":"uncle-sultan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/2016\/04\/uncle-sultan\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Sultan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot stop laughing when I saw this on Reddit. \u00a0Words in bold are mine.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We haven&#8217;t been abandoned, but we&#8217;re clearly the oldest kid in the family from an earlier marriage. Our mom still loves us, but she has her hands full with her other kids and we don&#8217;t get as much attention.<\/p>\n<p>Our dad is a bastard who only married mom out of convenience (or lack of options) and dumped her when <strong>we<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>were\u00a0<\/strong>still a baby, for some Indian chick.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully Uncle Sultan has taken us under his wing as we&#8217;ve been wandering the streets. He bought us some cool new shit and takes us for drives on Saturdays to get ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>Dad still sends his child support payments, albeit late and always with a catch (bloat). Uncle Sultan and the CM team&#8217;s love comes with no strings attached.<\/p>\n<p>Mom doesn&#8217;t talk about him, and she does her best to provide for us, but we all know her efforts can fall a little short sometimes. Still, she&#8217;s our mom and we love her. Even if we remind her every day of the man who stomped on her heart.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/oneplus\/comments\/4edgmx\/thanks_sultanxda_for_being_the_hero_many_of_us\/d1zpuqq\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot stop laughing when I saw this on Reddit. \u00a0Words in bold are mine. We haven&#8217;t been abandoned, but we&#8217;re clearly the oldest kid in the family from an earlier marriage. Our mom still loves us, but she has&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[222],"tags":[398,303,355],"class_list":["post-3824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smartphones","tag-cyanogen","tag-cyanogenmod","tag-oneplus-one"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3825,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions\/3825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alfredivy.sg\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}